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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Joke

Walter: Okay John, Welcome aboard. I hope you like your job here as a reporter for Channel 4 news.

John: Okay Walter, so what's on my computer?

Walter: Well, the usually stuff, Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint to write your stories. You will also have a printer. Quickbooks. And most important of all RPM to check up on things.

John: But why RPM, this computer doesn't have Linux Standard Base software? And how did you get RPM to "check up on things?"

Walter: Not RPM Package Manger. RPM it's we are all about here in the news business...RATINGS, PROPAGANDA, AND MONEY!!

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