Well folks I already told you!

And I HOPE you listened! I told you to "Beware the ides of April!!" Well, folks the ides of April are...TODAY!! Yes, this is the most ominous, the most frightening, the most terrifying situation know to humanity. IT'S THE DAY YOUR TAXES ARE DUE!!! Hope you didn't procrastinate. I sure didn't. But be warned matey! Victory on a fight with the IRS is all but impossible! Defeat is inevitable!! So (just in case you haven't) go get your taxes DONE!! In battle with the IRS, there is NO SUCH THING as victory!!!