Joke

Since it's Friday the 13th, I thought I would put a Friday the 13 joke on my blog.

Well, as it all starts Mary sees her husband John watching something scary. 

Mary: John how could you be watching a scary movie? I'm scared enough about today. It's Friday the 13th.

John: Mary, you know I'm not THAT superstitious. 

Mary: Still, how could you be watching a Friday the 13th movie? You know that Jason guy gives me the willies. 

John: Mary, this is not a Friday the 13th movie I'm watching. It's THE NEWS!