Principal: Well if it isn't Mr. Joe Thompson.
Joe: Yeah so...
Principal: Let me get this straight, you stole the answer sheet from your teacher. Then used it to cheat, then she claims you lied, denying cheating, after she found the answer sheet on your desk.
Joe: So...
Principal: The answers matched EXACTLY.
Joe: So you are saying I lie, cheat, and steal.
Principal: Well Joe, there is no way you will amount to anything if you lie, cheat, and steal.
Joe: my dad did.
Principal: So, what dies he do?
Joe: He's a LAWYER!
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