Mom: No Sally, you may not watch those Friday the 13th movies!
Sally : (Whinny voice) But why not Mom!
Mom: Like I said before, those movies are too violent and scary. It might give you the wrong ideas. And I'm not going to pay hundreds of dollars each month on therapy for the nightmares it will give you!
Sally: But everything will be just fine!
Mom: You are NOT watching those movies and THAT'S FINAL!
Sally: But you have already allowed me to shows even more gruesome and scary than that.
Mom: Like what young lady?!
Sally: Like the EVENING NEWS!
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