Joke

Johnny: Daddy, how could you tell me that Peter Pan isn't real?

Daddy: Because he isn't, Johnny. He's just fictional character created by JM Barrie.

Johnny: But I over heard you talking with Mom and I think he must live close by.

Daddy: What are you talking about?

Johnny: I think you said he's the mayor.

Daddy: The mayor?! Where could you have got a such a stupid idea that Peter Pan is the mayor.

Johnny: You said the mayor was a BOY WHO NEVER GREW UP.