Joke

1st person: Why would you give your Aunt Jane 10LBS of liver for her birthday?

2nd person: Because I didn't know wht to give her?

1st person: How could you be so stupid?! You know she's a vegetarian!!

2nd person: Because I guess that's how I was raised by my parents.

1st person: Well, you can't believe everything what the TELEVISION tells you!!