Joke

Q: Does the Roman God Janus, exist?

A: Perhaps, in fact, I think politicians have "two faces!" Could he be one if them?! I don't know!



PS. This was intended to be a blog joke. I don't believe in the Roman God Janus.

Joke

Q: How can you make yourself sick intentionally?

A: Just look at the headlines! They make me SICK!

Joke

Q: What's the difference between a furnace and the shows on MTV?

A. The furnace is cooler! 

Joke

Here are three oxymorons for you.

1. Rich pauper

2. Tiny giant

3. And of course, evening news journalism! 

Yep! People

I guess, watching the the original Batman movie and going to the mall were the most interesting things to happen to me today except....

Expect the fact I got an engagement ring for Carson from the Helzberg Diamonds shop at Southpoint. She got to pick out the ring she realy wanted. I think it's safe to say that that we pretty much ENGAGED!! Just thought I would all let you know that. We haven't planned our wedding date, yet. I got this photo from iStock. But Carson now has an engagement ring!! I guess that's more exciting news than me watching the Batman movie or going to the mall. 

Do you get this feeling?

Well, there was a movie I wanted to see because I haven't seen it for a while. It was the Batman movie from 1989. And I went to the mall. Isn't that exciting?! 

Joke

Q: Who LOVES money and HATES freedom as much as a third world fascist?

A: The IRS!