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Q: How would you descibe the lost city of Atlantis?

A: I don't know about you but but if you ask me, EASIER TO FIND than something tasteful on TV!

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Q: How you describe a meat locker?

A: WARM compared to tonight's weather! At least the weather here in North Carolina.

Yes, Old Man Winter is about to wreak hovoc here in North Carolina

Yep, it's gonna be COLD tonight. It's gonna get down to about 15 degrees tonight. That's Fahrenheit of course. For those of you who live outside the United States, since we don't use the metric system here in the US, that would be -9.44 degrees Celsius. Isn't great when we have metric converters online.

Well, but the point is, its going to be really cold for NC tonight. I know some of you people from around the world, as well as here in the United States may not consider that tremendously cold. However, this a warmer area. Yes, North Carolina is considered to be part of the warmer half of he US, so we usually don't get cold weather like this. Hope all is okay, but it's gonna freeze here in NC tonight. How many times have I said that? Well, to say is again, it's gonna freeze tonight in NC.

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Q: How can you describe the weather Northeast United States right now?

A: WARM compared to the hearts of drivers in the freeway!

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Q: What's worse for your brain, strangling yourself for three minutes or bashing your head 50 times?

A: I don't know, but they are BOTH better for your brain than Hollywood's entertainment.

Yes, Hollywood's entertainment now a days is THAT bad for your brain.

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Q: How would I describe to weather up North today?

A: Nicer than an employee you meet at the DMV. And DMV  employees treat guest much more coldly.  

Happy New Year EVERYBODY!

Well, it's New Years Day! Well, I know for those of you who live on the Eastern Hemisphere it's now January 2. Hope 2014 will be all of your year! I HOPE this the year I find a new job. I had a lazy day today. Well, I helped my parents take down the Christmas decorations. However, I did have fun last night with Carson (my girlfriend). We celebrated New Years Eve together, Here are some pictures.

Here is Carson and Cravon. 

This is Carson. 

This is Cravon. During New Year's Eve we watched the Chick-Fil-A Bowl Game between Duke and Texas A&M. I know Cravon (for the first time ever cheered for Duke). I think so did Carson. Cravon cheered for Duke (though he's a UNC fan). Mainly because he hates the attitude of the SEC. He wanted the ACC to win (even if it is Duke). He doesn't like the SEC's arrogance. To honest I cheered for Duke because I don't like Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M's quarterback. He reminds me of Tom Brady (quarterback of the New England Patriots. I hate him, too). Those two quarterbacks have the WORST sportsmanship I've ever seen!

Here is a photo of Me and Carson just after 2014 came (in the Eastern Time Zone in the United States of course). 

Here is a picture of Butler (Carson's pug) and that stuffed pug I gave her for Christmas. She named her new stuffed pug Jupiter. 

Here is a picture of Carson, Butler, and Jupiter.